MERRY YULE!!!

I am wearing alien antennae in celebration of the end of the Mayan 13th B'ak'tun and in case the aliens show up to eat everyone (to blend), or if the Christian God shows up (disguise) and wearing my locally handcrafted leather dog collar simply because it is awesome.

It's The End of the World as we Know It, and I feel frisky!!!! (And fine!!!! :)

That's a dildo, sorry I tried, these were the best pics I could get with my phone and overhead lighting, etc.  XOXOXO


PS-- BE PART OF THE WORLDWIDE LAUGH IN 21 DECEMBER 2012 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LAUGH AT 12:21 PM YOUR LOCAL TIME (OR 21:12 IF THAT IS YOUR DATE SYSTEM)!!!! Laugh at anything or nothing, just laugh!!!! :D