MERRY YULE!!!

I am wearing alien antennae in celebration of the end of the Mayan 13th B'ak'tun and in case the aliens show up to eat everyone (to blend), or if the Christian God shows up (disguise) and wearing my locally handcrafted leather dog collar simply because it is awesome.

It's The End of the World as we Know It, and I feel frisky!!!! (And fine!!!! :)

That's a dildo, sorry I tried, these were the best pics I could get with my phone and overhead lighting, etc.  XOXOXO


PS-- BE PART OF THE WORLDWIDE LAUGH IN 21 DECEMBER 2012 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LAUGH AT 12:21 PM YOUR LOCAL TIME (OR 21:12 IF THAT IS YOUR DATE SYSTEM)!!!! Laugh at anything or nothing, just laugh!!!! :D

ANOTHER LENS PART 2

This was taken by a local photographer who says "I do not want credit because it was a labour of love."   I think it is a beautiful photograph. I hope you will like it.

(He also took these pics with my phone's camera the same night as this was taken.)

I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN

... and I happened to be naked, and a naked man was sitting in the chair, taking a picture of me sitting down... I call that the "Politician's explanation" to these photographs... I know they are tiny and crappy resolution but I wouldn't mind hearing if the two "back angles" are interesting in a way I do not see.  I don't find the images sexy, but I do know that there are still many aspects to the many ways men view the female body as attractive, that I and other women do not... so let me know if you want... I love my back, just wondering if there is anything to these angles I don't see...I do like my tits and smile in the mirror in that first one...

MORE SELF PHOTOGRAPHED 2012

SELF PHOTOGRAPHED 2012

 

SELF PHOTOGRAPHED 2011

STILLS FROM A VIDEO PHOTOGRAPHED BY ENIGMA 2008

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED

To love a woman you must know how to use your mouth.

You must know how to talk to a woman so that she will want you to give her pleasure. Women like a man that is respectful, that won't talk about them to other women or men.  Women like to laugh and be listened to.  A woman likes to know that she is special.  She must know that her encounter with you will be enjoyable. That you will not be cruel or disrespectful to her afterward.

And when she has sex with you, you must know how to give that pleasure you promise her, and that means you must know how to please La Clit: She Who Must Be Obeyed.

In that centimeter of flesh are 8,000 nerve endings.  In the entire male penis there are only half that,  four thousand.  Men have the advantage with the surge of testosterone- nearly 400 times what a woman has!- but we have the advantage in sensation. 

A woman can become multi-orgasmic and ride the waves of pleasure for hours. There are no limits to the clit.  Even the sacred G-spot that is said to produce vaginal orgasms is the back part of the clits' nerve bundle.

Ever woman contains oceans of pleasure to be shared.

La Clit cannot be manipulated against her will, or coerced.  She can only be obeyed as to what brings her the greatest pleasure, and every woman is different.

To be allowed to give a woman oral pleasure is a privilege. Learn to love La Clit.

xoxo

TITS ON A TRAY PHOTOGRAPHED BY HOWARD WEXLER 2005